This is just way too funny NOT to post... Thanks Leigh for a good laugh to start a already stressful day..

Yesterday we were buying 2 large bags of Purina
 dog chow at Wal-Mart in Lauderdale Lakes, for our dogs
 Jake and Callie. I was about to check out when a woman
 behind me asked if I had a dog.  Did she think that I
 had an elephant?
 
 Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that
 no, I didn't have  a dog, and that I was starting the
 Purina Diet again, although I probably  shouldn't
 because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright
 side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
 intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in
 my body and IVs in both arms.
 
 I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
 the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina
 nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry
 and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going
 to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
 everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
 
 Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
 because the dog food had poisoned me.   I told her no; I
 had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my
 rear end and a car hit me.


OH my goodness....Does anyone else have a sense of humor such as this....
I justlove quick come backs such as this....makes for a lighter day! 
Some people just need to loosen up sometimes!  I always say "smiling
isnt gonna break your face, if 
anything it will make you feel better!"